The 8 craziest secrets to skyrocket your Google Pagerank

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What is Page Rank?
Pagerank is the numeric value which indicates how important is a webpage on the web.
Pagerank is how Google decides a page's importance. Pagerank is vital as it determines a pages rank in the search results.
From here on, I will start on to show you the crazy tricks to skyrocket your pagerank.


Get crazy about Meta Keywords
Meta keywords are crucial to Google Pagerank. Use tons of meta keyword tags. Separate them with commas. Make sure you don't repeat the same keywords more than 3 times consecutively.
Google only indexes the first 101K of the site so don't use too many of them.

Link back to Google
I know it sounds crazy, but yes its true. They need quality traffic as well. Don't be greedy and hog it all to yourself. It can do wonders for your pagerank.
Make sure you include at least one link to Google. Remember, Google may be going public soon so take your steps quickly.

Use Invisible text
No I'm not telling you to go spamming, just asking you to be more clever. Use invisible text but make it close. Colors like 00FF33 & 00FF66 are browser safe, but are so close most humans can't tell the difference. The bottom of the page is a good place. Use this right above you will learn next.

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Table above using <td bgcolor="00FF33"><font color="00FF66">

Clever Dots
Dots are great. Use dots. Dots, Dots, and More Dots. Put them at the bottom of your document like this:
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Then link each dot to your pages. Make sure you link one to Google and for good measure another to Yahoo and Bing. Don't link to other sites that aren't search engines, not even to sites that used to be search engines like AltaVista.

The most powerful of them all
This tip is probably the most powerful one on here. We know that Google Pagerank is highly affected by internal links (links within your site). This one utilizes this favorite of Google Pagerank.
Make at least three pages on your site and link them as follows:
Page 1 >>>>> Page 2
Page 2 >>>>> Page 3
And here comes the kicker
Page 3 >>>>> Page 1

Google will give points to page 2 from page 1, then to page 3 from page 2, and then it starts all over again. You can't even count how many points (internal links) this will end up giving you. Just try not to abuse it too much.

H1 tags
H tags are one of the most crucial factors of onpage optimization but they are equally effective for Google Pagerank.
Use H1 Tags for your entire page (except the title and other header information). Yes it will not look beautiful but you can use CSS Style sheets to make them look smaller afterwards and Google will give you points for having everything so big on the page. And your human visitors will not notice a difference.

Link Back
Link back to other sites linking to your page using link: link: w w w . e x a m p l e . com .
This is similar to the trick in #5, but not as powerful.

Spell cleverly
Be careful with your spellings. Words like "PENS" and "ANGINA" can easily be mispelled to be words of the male and female anatomy respectively.
This will cause Google to mistake your site for an ADUL† Site and get it banned. Notice how I used a special character to look like the letter "T" in the word before site. Use clever tricks like this throughout your site.