Do you want to save your time in morning??

[realistic]

1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.

2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.

3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.

4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.

5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.

6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.

7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.

8. Wear your clothes while traveling.

9. Buy a car.

10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.

I already know above all are really stupid.

[bluecactus]

Haha this is gross! But I really do shower at night, right before I go to bed. I feel better washing off all the dirt and grime from the day.

[nurit]

11. Buy a RV and get a driver. Shower,change and eat while traveling.

[Michal Right]

My morning spend very quickly, I hope your tips can help me to manage my morning time.

[StoneWilson]

Lol~

12. Be a SOHO(Small Office/Home Office)

[brenna]

Yeah this is such a great information to save the morning time, if you are lazy man...Lol..

[countybathroom]

Originally Posted by realistic

1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.

2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.

3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.

4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.

5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.

6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.

7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.

8. Wear your clothes while traveling.

9. Buy a car.

10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.

I already know above all are really stupid.

your tips are very funny. can you try these in your own life. I think first you should try to do so, then after you suggest to public to do so. I think nobody can do such silly activities.

[dianna]

for me the last one really rocks..hahhahaha

[Test King]

I am very hopeful, if I follow your tips then it will be very easy for my boss to Fire me.

[janejackson87]

Nice job. But you are failed. "While sleeping, wear your shoes" what will happen when you will take bath?

[addyj672]

I like your all tips regarding and specially buying a car...

[horhey]

nice.... you can also "outsource", so you don't need to save time, rather you can have all the time to yourself.

[conanalcimedes]

These tips are very funny, I make my morning preparation very quick, I do all my staffs before I go to bed.