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Old 11-28-2009, 08:51 AM
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Talking Do you want to save your time in morning??

1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.

2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.

3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.

4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.

5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.

6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.

7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.

8. Wear your clothes while traveling.

9. Buy a car.

10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.

I already know above all are really stupid.
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Old 11-29-2009, 07:08 PM
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Haha this is gross! But I really do shower at night, right before I go to bed. I feel better washing off all the dirt and grime from the day.
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Old 12-03-2009, 07:36 AM
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11. Buy a RV and get a driver. Shower,change and eat while traveling.
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Old 11-30-2010, 11:29 AM
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My morning spend very quickly, I hope your tips can help me to manage my morning time.
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Old 11-30-2010, 12:29 PM
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Lol~

12. Be a SOHO(Small Office/Home Office)
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Old 11-30-2010, 01:28 PM
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Yeah this is such a great information to save the morning time, if you are lazy man...Lol..
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Old 03-05-2012, 12:36 PM
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1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.

2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.

3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.

4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.

5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.

6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.

7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.

8. Wear your clothes while traveling.

9. Buy a car.

10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.

I already know above all are really stupid.

your tips are very funny. can you try these in your own life. I think first you should try to do so, then after you suggest to public to do so. I think nobody can do such silly activities.
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Old 03-06-2012, 06:16 AM
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for me the last one really rocks..hahhahaha
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Old 03-06-2012, 07:15 AM
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I am very hopeful, if I follow your tips then it will be very easy for my boss to Fire me.
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Old 03-06-2012, 07:44 AM
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Nice job. But you are failed. "While sleeping, wear your shoes" what will happen when you will take bath?
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Old 03-06-2012, 08:34 AM
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I like your all tips regarding and specially buying a car...
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Old 03-13-2012, 10:50 PM
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nice.... you can also "outsource", so you don't need to save time, rather you can have all the time to yourself.
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Old 03-14-2012, 03:12 AM
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These tips are very funny, I make my morning preparation very quick, I do all my staffs before I go to bed.
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