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Old 02-09-2009, 11:08 PM
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Default Notice to Employees

Notice to Employees:
(includes part-time workers)

SICKNESS
We will no longer accept your doctors' statements as proof of illness. We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you

are able to work.

LUNCH
If you really must eat, eat at your desk. Any time spent heating lunch in the microwave will be deducted in five minute

increments.

LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY
We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and should

not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less

than we bargained and paid for. Anyone having operations will be FIRED immediately.

PREGNANCY I
In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go to the first aid room ONLY once the contractions are five

minutes apart. If it is false labor, you will have to take an hour's leave without pay.

DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone your job

prior to your departure.

This new benefit program started yesterday and all penalties will be retroactive.

The Management
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:18 AM
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Thanks for sharing the information. Keep it up.
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:31 PM
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Funny information! Thank you guy for sharing!!!
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Old 03-31-2009, 03:58 AM
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That one is different. Nice notice.:lol:
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:14 AM
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lol! excuses are great! just to dodge from heavy work or job
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